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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

14.06.2025 00:56

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

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Do you know what she said mum?

What! how could you do that?

True - how I loved my mum!

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

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What do you mean son?